RANCH HANDS WANTED!

Do you have a strong back, low standards, and absolutley no concern for your own safety? Well then, I have got a job for you, boy howdy! Come on down to Big Mike's and I'll put you to work as real live Terrordactyl Ranch Hand!

No Experience Necessary!
No Training Required!
No Next Of Kin Preffered!

That's right, YOU can find yourself in the exciting field of Terrordactyl Ranching! APPLY TODAY!

Please leave inquiries in the comments section.

HOWDY TERRORDACTYL ENTHUSIASTS!

Howdy Y'all I'm Big Mike, the owner and operator of this, Big Mike's Terrordactyl Ranch & Supply! I established this endeavor to meet the rising demand for unruly, oversized, flying dinosaurs and the associated supplies. And believe you me, I am rootin' & tootin' to sell you one of the meanest, yet easy to operate giant flying dinosaurs you will ever lay hands on. Now before y'all go spouting off asking all sorts a nonsensical questions and the like, I thought I would post a little FAQ here so y'all might not have to ask 'em. Clever, ain't it?


Don't you mean Pterodactyls?
Maybe if I was selling to a bunch a nampy pampies, but these are real, red blooded, born and raised in the US of A dinos! That's right, TERRORdactyls, geeeenetically engeeneered to be be bigger, meaner, and if prepared properly, taste just like veal!

How did you clone dinosaurs?
We just did it like in that book about the dinosaur theme park, because being original is far too much work.

What practical use is a Terrordactyl?
Well that question's just silly.

See 3 questions done away with, right quick like. Should you have any further inquiries, leave a comment.